Kate Upton’s breasts are her gift to the world, so long as you like your gifts without any wrapping. Upton did two Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition covers which is apparently important to people who still buy print magazines. For her second shoot, she got naked in the arctic for a cover so horribly rendered it might as well have been taken in her house and the background added in later. She spent so long basically naked in sub-zero conditions she started to lose her vision and hearing. That didn’t make her feel bad about her job though. The aftermath where the photos were everywhere really bummed her out. She tells ELLE Magazine, she’s been screaming ‘I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!’ every time some married random comes up and hits on her because she’s the SI girl. And it’s getting old. ‘After my first Sports Illustrated cover, I felt terrible about myself for a solid month,’ Upton tells the magazine. ‘Every guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something. I’m not a toy, I’m a human. I’m not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your s–t out.’ Photos from her shoot are below.
