As you can see in the terrifying photos below, pop star Rihanna fell into the gorilla enclosure while visiting the zoo on her native island of Barbados.
Luckily for Rihanna she is half baboon so she did not panic, and she immediately began disarming the beasts by distributing malt liquor and “twerking” on all fours.
After seductively booty dancing with the female gorillas, Rihanna was chosen by the alpha to be his mate. She was carried off into his cave to much fanfare and the throwing of feces. When zookeepers tried approaching the cave to rescue Rihanna she snarled at them to “come back later“.
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