Srsly, is he wearing a BUN?!?
It’s not that we don’t think Jay Gatsby is still a cutie-patootie, obvs.
But when you’re dating someone who makes her living being hot — like a Victoria's Secret MODEL — you might feel inspired to keep standards for yourself a little higher than usual.
Don’t worry, Leo — we’ll still keep our eyes glued to you 24/7. Just think about running a brush through your hair next time instead.
And take off that shirt! ‘Cause you were in charge of bring the six pack to the pool party! LOLz!!!-