George Clooney recently retired another trophy girlfriend and while we hope Stacy Keibler doesn’t fade into nothingness like his last chick, Elisabetta whats-her-face, George has a habit of dating chicks who kind of float away into obscurity after they break up.
So, what are all of George Clooney’s exes up to?

Kelly Preston: George shacked up with Kelly Preston back in 1987 to 1989 back when neither of them was famous yet. Kelly is now married to John Travolta!

Talia Balsam: George actually married Talia, but divorced in 1993. She’s now married to “Mad Men” silver fox John Slattery and they actually play husband and ex-wife on the show.

Kimberly Russell: George dated actress Kimberly Russell for two years after his divorce. They broke up in 1995. She’s still acting and has a small part in the upcoming Jamie Lee Curtis film, “Spychosis.”

Celine Balitran: George dated a French waitress named Celine Balitran for three years until their end in 1999. Last we’ve heard of her was in 2007, she turned up to a party in Paris. She married a divorced an indie film director David M. Rosenthal in 2002.

Krista Allen: George dated soap opera actress Krista Allen from 2002 to 2004. She most recently had a one episode stint on “Rules of Engagement,” so you could call her a non-famous working actress.

Lisa Snowdon: George dated the British model for five years on and off in the 2000’s. She’s now the co-host of a morning talk show in London called “Capital Breakfast.”

Renee Zellweger: According to George, these two “dated a little bit” in 2001 and maybe in 2003. Renee might have been his only A-list GF, she’s still acting, albeit…not that much.

Sarah Larson: The 'Fear Factor' contestant and former waitress dated Clooney in 2008 and is now the director for a medical spa in NYC. And she teaches yoga part time.

Elisabetta Canalis: George dated Elisabetta from about 2009 to 2011. After George, Elisabetta did a sting on “Dancing With the Stars” and last we heard she is dating Steve-O from “Jackass.”