Their words, not ours.
After listening to celebrities talk about every topic imaginable week in and week out, there are always a handful of quotes that catch our ears for a moment and deserve a bit more attention.
Let's do this again and present you with five of the most memorable quotes of the week...

“I would very much like it to arrive. I’m going on holiday.” – Queen Elizabeth II, the most supportive great grandmother, on the royal baby

Simon Cowell, on his wish to be cryogenically frozen: “It’s an insurance policy. If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t work. If it does work, I’ll be happy. If it’s possible, and I think it will be, why not have a second crack? Does that sound crazy? I think it’s a good idea.”

Sharon Osbourne on getting her gig at "The X Factor": “I said [to Simon Cowell], ‘If I suck your d*ck, can I get the job?’ And he said, ‘Of course.’ It was very simple.”

“What the f*ck was Pink performing? Don't nobody know that song. Pink performed twice! Two songs? How the f*ck Pink perform two songs and I didn't even get asked to perform "Heartless." "Heartless" is the biggest song of the year! It had the most spins of the first quarter! I don't know that Pink song! But I noticed that she's pink!” – Kanye Westhating on Pink in a leaked audio tape from the 2009 VMAs

"I feel like I've met her or something...It sounds so familiar...I don't know what she is so I can't picture the person with the name right now." – Farrah Abraham, having no clue who Trayvon Martin is